{"product_id":"drive-stick-bumper-sticker","title":"Why Would You Drive a Stick? They Don't Even Have Wheels","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"lem3od\" data-start=\"537\" data-end=\"583\"\u003eWhy Would You Drive a Stick? Bumper Sticker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"608\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e asks the brave question Big Transmission doesn’t want answered: why would you drive a stick when sticks famously do not have wheels? Checkmate, automotive society. 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