{"product_id":"crank-shaft-bumper-sticker","title":"Crank Shaft??? Yeah Already Done That Twice Today","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrank Shaft??? Funny Bumper Sticker \u0026amp; Car Magnet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCRANK SHAFT??? YEAH... ALREADY DONE THAT TWICE TODAY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally, a bumper sticker that combines mechanical engineering, chronic horniness, and the emotional maturity of a middle schooler who just discovered double entendres. Is it about engines? Is it about something else? Yes. Next question.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for Gearheads With Filthy Minds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people spend their weekends rebuilding engines. Others spend theirs cranking their shaft. 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