THIS ACTUALLY IS MY FIRST RODEO – The Ultimate Cowboy Cat Sticker 🤠🐱

Alright, listen up, city slickers and rodeo rookies. You ever show up somewhere and immediately have no idea what’s going on? Maybe it’s a job interview, maybe it’s a mechanical bull, maybe it’s your entire life. If you’ve ever needed a way to announce your absolute lack of experience while still looking cool, this Cowboy Cat Sticker has your back. Because yes, this actually IS your first rodeo.

THIS CAT STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU’RE RIDING BLIND BUT HAVING FUN 🤠

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a statement. Maybe you’re new to town, maybe you’re taking risks for the first time, or maybe you just love a cat in a cowboy hat. If you slap this on your laptop, car, or saddle (yes, we encourage this), be warned: you may get unsolicited advice from old cowboys.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS COWBOY CAT STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than a cowboy’s resolve. 🐴🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your confidence, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Features a badass cat for maximum yeehaw energy.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than your grip on the mechanical bull.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally feel like a seasoned rodeo pro. 🏆

WHERE TO SHOW OFF YOUR RODEO SPIRIT:

• 🚗 Your car – Let the road know you’re new but determined.

• 💻 Laptop – So your coworkers understand why you have no idea what’s going on.

• 🎒 Backpack – Because every rodeo star needs a travel companion.

• 🏜 Horse trailer – Maximum cowboy energy.

• 🏠 Your mirror – A daily reminder that every expert was once a beginner.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT FIRST RODEOS 🚨

This sticker isn’t just about cowboys—it’s about embracing chaos. Because let’s be real: nobody really knows what they’re doing. If life is just one big rodeo, you might as well admit that you’re winging it.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🐱 Cat lovers – Because nothing says “unstoppable” like a cat in a hat.

• 🤠 Newbies to literally anything – First job? First road trip? First lasso lesson? This is for you.

• 😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I have no idea what’s happening, but I’m committed.”

• 🚗 Drivers who want to confuse everyone behind them – Mission accomplished.

• 🌵 Rodeo fans and wannabe cowboys – Whether it’s real or metaphorical, you’re here for the ride.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum Western credibility
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than spurs to a cowboy boot

THIS ACTUALLY IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE NICE.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were embracing your inner rodeo rookie. Get your Cowboy Cat Sticker now and let the world know: you may be new, but you’re going for it. 🤠🐱

You ever show up to something and immediately think, “I have no business being here”? Yeah. Same.

Imagine: You walk into a rodeo. You’re wearing sneakers. Someone hands you a lasso. The horse looks at you like it knows you have no clue what you’re doing.

You nod. You pretend you belong. You whisper to yourself: “This actually is my first rodeo.”

This sticker is for everyone who’s ever jumped into something headfirst without a single clue. Whether it’s your first time at an actual rodeo, your first day at a job, or your first attempt at being an adult, this sticker says it all.

🚗 Honk all you want, I’m learning.
🐱 Cowboy cat energy is unmatched.
🔥 Every legend starts somewhere.

Order now and embrace the first-time rodeo energy.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

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-We ship worldwide
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Mockups:
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Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
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Longevity:
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