{"product_id":"colorscantrun-bumper-sticker","title":"These Colors Can't Run (Fat Eagle) | America 250 Edition","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Colors Can't Run Bumper Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome eagles soar. This one found the drive-thru. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you've been waiting for features a gloriously overfed bald eagle, a stack of burgers, an aggressively patriotic American flag, and the immortal words: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"These Colors Can't Run.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It's loud. It's ridiculous. 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