{"product_id":"cheese-bag-bumper-sticker","title":"Stop Honking! I'm Eating Shredded Cheese From a Bag","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStop Honking Shredded Cheese Bumper Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTOP HONKING. There are more important things happening in this vehicle. Specifically, I’m wrist-deep in a bag of shredded cheese like a raccoon who just discovered dairy. This \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features the extremely reasonable declaration, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“STOP HONKING! I’M EATING SHREDDED CHEESE FROM A BAG,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e alongside a glorious clear bag stuffed with shredded cheese.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoad rage? No. Road Gruyère.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for People With Priorities\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for anyone who understands that sometimes the drive home requires a fistful of cold shredded cheddar eaten directly from the bag. No plate. No dignity. No witnesses—except the person behind you laying on their horn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick this rectangular design on your car, truck, toolbox, or another smooth, glossy surface. Rectangular designs are approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8.5 x 2.5 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and handmade, so sizing can vary slightly. Mockups are not to scale.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeatherproof Sticker Built for Cheese Emergencies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChoose the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e version for premium all-weather vinyl that’s waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car-wash safe. It’s built to survive rain, sun, road grime, and whatever happens when mozzarella becomes a driving snack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor best adhesion, clean the surface with water, dry completely, and apply your \u003c\/span\u003efunny sticker\u003cspan\u003e to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface. Press outward from the center to reduce bubbles. 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