Dad Sticker – "CAUTION! This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Dad's House" Vinyl Decal

Listen, some things just need to be stated loud and clear. If you’re out here making moves, visiting dads, and causing a scene, this dad sticker is the perfect addition to your car, laptop, or anywhere that deserves an extra dose of disrespectful comedy.

It’s bold. It’s unhinged. It’s guaranteed to turn heads. Slap this weatherproof vinyl decal on and watch as people process what they just read. Whether they laugh, cry, or immediately check in on their dad, you’ve done your job.

🔥 NOT JUST A STICKER—A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. 🔥

Why You Need This Dad Sticker in Your Life

✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, sun, and awkward family dinners.
✅ Bold, High-Contrast Design – So they can’t miss the message.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just pure chaos.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From laughter to deeply personal reflection.

This dad sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a flex, a statement, and a borderline threat.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

👨 Car Bumper or Window – Because the road deserves to know.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – A power move for Zoom meetings.
🏠 Fridge or Toolbox – Dad-core placement for extra disrespect.
📱 Phone Case or Notebook – Because it’s never not funny.
🚪 Bathroom Mirror – So everyone gets a daily reminder.

Wherever it goes, this sticker makes its presence known.

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 People double-taking in traffic.
🚨 At least one person yelling “BRO” from across the parking lot.
🚨 More honks than you can count.
🚨 A strange sense of power every time you see it.
🚨 Someone asking, “Wait… MY dad?”

This sticker doesn’t just exist—it starts conversations.

The Perfect Gift for Agents of Chaos

🎁 For People Who Like Their Jokes Petty – You know who you are.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Peak Comedy – Instant classic.
🎁 For Friends Who Need a Little Extra Confidence – This is a power move.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your car, laptop, and toolbox deserve better.

This dad sticker isn’t just funny—it’s an absolute menace.

Built to Last – Just Like Your Relationship With Their Dad

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Rain, spilled beer, or emotional damage-proof.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling—just pure disrespect.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a lifestyle choice.

Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection

🚨 One sticker. Infinite reactions. Zero shame.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when you see it on someone else’s car.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and garage deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE DADS EVERYWHERE FIND OUT. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & GIVE THE WORLD THE WARNING IT NEEDS.

SOME STICKERS JUST EXIST. THIS ONE DOMINATES.

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a power move, a psychological game, and a perfectly crafted piece of comedic disrespect. Every time someone sees it, their brain will short-circuit for a second. Their next thought? “Wait… MY dad?”

That’s the magic of this sticker. It plants a seed of chaos and lets it grow.

It’s bold. It’s confidently unhinged. It’s the kind of sticker that transforms any vehicle into an absolute menace on the road.

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT?

🚨 People in traffic avoiding eye contact.
🚨 More honks, but now in admiration.
🚨 At least one dad somewhere feeling proud (and slightly confused).
🚨 A new level of self-confidence every time you see it.
🚨 A permanent place in sticker history.

Some stickers just add personality. This one establishes dominance.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE INTERNET COMPLETELY LOSES IT. 🚨

👉 ORDER NOW & TURN EVERY DRIVE INTO A POWER PLAY.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.