Tell Your Cat I said Pspsps Cool Cat Die-Cut Sticker
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TELL YOUR CAT I SAID PSPSPS – The Ultimate Funny Cat Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) 🐱🔊
Alright, listen up, cat whisperers. You think your feline overlord doesn’t care what you say? Wrong. Every cat, no matter how aloof, responds to the ancient call of the PSPSPS. It’s universal. It’s instinctual. And now, with this Funny Cat Sticker (Die-Cut Edition), you can ensure that every cat within a five-mile radius gets the message loud and clear. Tell your cat I said PSPSPS. They’ll know what it means.
THIS FUNNY CAT STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU SPEAK FLUENT FELINE 😼
This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a summoning ritual. If you slap this on your laptop, car, or cat carrier, be warned: you may be swarmed by cats seeking the source of the PSPSPS. Side effects may include: excessive meowing, aggressive ankle weaving, and immediate headbutts from cats demanding food and affection.
🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:
✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than a cat’s refusal to come when actually called. 🐱🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your cat’s loyalty, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Die-cut precision – Shaped for maximum visual impact.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than cat fur to every item of clothing you own.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally get over your feline obsession (never happening). 😼
WHERE TO FLEX THIS FELINE CALL SIGNAL:
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🚗 Your car – Summon stray cats everywhere you go.
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💻 Laptop – Let the world know you have your priorities in order.
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🎒 Backpack – Just in case you need to attract a cat in an emergency.
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🐾 Cat carrier – Helps maintain maximum cat communication efficiency.
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📦 Your cat’s favorite nap spot – Just so they never forget.
🚨 THE POWER OF PSPSPS 🚨
This isn’t just a phrase. It’s a bond between species. Humans think they run the world, but all it takes is one PSPSPS and suddenly, we’re at the mercy of a purring little dictator. If you’re not regularly speaking PSPSPS into the void, are you even living?
WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?
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🐱 Cat lovers – Because PSPSPS is the language of love.
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🚦 People who have ever attempted to summon a cat – You know the struggle.
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😹 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I am owned by my cat.”
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🚗 Drivers who want to confuse everyone behind them – Mission accomplished.
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🐾 Crazy cat people who embrace the chaos – Because why not?
STICKER SPECS:
📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum cat-attracting effectiveness
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than cat claws to a brand-new couch
TELL YOUR CAT I SAID PSPSPS. IT’S IMPORTANT.
You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were activating a hidden feline communication network. Get your Funny Cat Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) now and make sure every cat knows: the PSPSPS call is eternal. 🐱🔊
You ever see a cat vanish into thin air the moment you actually want to pet them? But then—whisper PSPSPS—and suddenly, they materialize from the shadows like a summoned spirit. That’s the power of the PSPSPS.
Imagine: You’re walking down the street. A cat is perched on a fence, watching, judging. You lock eyes. The world slows. You inhale. And then—
“PSPSPS.”
The cat’s ears twitch. They hesitate. Their instincts battle their pride. They want to resist. But they can’t. They jump down, slinking toward you. You have won.
This sticker is for those who understand the power of PSPSPS. It’s a call, a message, a universal truth that cats cannot ignore.
🚗 Honk all you want, my cat is answering the call.
🐱 PSPSPS is more powerful than Wi-Fi.
🔥 If you don’t PSPSPS at cats, do you even exist?
Order now and embrace the ancient feline summon.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.