{"product_id":"arbys-meat-bumper-sticker","title":"I Got Circumcized at the Arby's National Meat Trimming Event","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"bq2o\" dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"337\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eNational Meat Trimming Event Bumper Sticker or Magnet\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eNothing says “successful afternoon at Arby’s” quite like leaving with fewer personal belongings than you arrived with. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"463\" data-end=\"481\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e proudly announces: \u003cstrong data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"560\"\u003e“I GOT CIRCUMCIZED AT THE NATIONAL MEAT TRIMMING EVENT”\u003c\/strong\u003e alongside an Arby’s-inspired graphic, creating the kind of roadside information nobody requested but everybody behind you now has to process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"704\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eThe rectangular design is approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches and handmade, so sizing may vary slightly. Mockup images are not to scale. Frog Mustard prints, cuts, packs, and ships its products in-house in the USA. \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"31sthh\" dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003eFunny Bumper Sticker for People Who Have the Meats\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003efunny bumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e combines fast-food parody, unnecessary medical disclosure, and a deeply concerning interpretation of “We Have the Meats.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003eSlap this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e on your vehicle and suddenly everyone at the red light has questions. Was there registration? Was Horsey Sauce provided afterward? Was this covered by insurance? We don’t know. 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Grab three eligible items and the third is automatically free; the offer also stacks on larger bundles. \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"nmd4j7\" dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1704\"\u003eWeatherproof Sticker Built for Roadside Oversharing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003eChoose the premium vinyl \u003cstrong data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003eweatherproof sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e for waterproof, outdoor-rated material designed to survive sun, rain, road grime, and general vehicular nonsense. \u003cspan class=\"\" data-state=\"closed\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"1909\" data-end=\"2292\"\u003eFor the best results, clean the application area with water, let it dry completely, and apply to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface. Press from the center outward to reduce bubbles. Your \u003cstrong data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2118\"\u003efunny sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e is tough, but surface prep still matters. Weird plastics, textured coolers, vehicle cladding, and other low-surface-energy materials can be difficult even for premium vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"mzqo9w\" dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"2294\" data-end=\"2345\"\u003eCar Magnet for the Noncommittal Meat Enthusiast\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"2347\" data-end=\"2569\"\u003eNot ready to permanently announce your attendance? Choose the \u003cstrong data-start=\"2409\" data-end=\"2423\"\u003ecar magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e version. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, while extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available and recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"2571\" data-end=\"2828\"\u003eRemember: magnets stick to metal, not vibes. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so test your vehicle before ordering. 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