{"product_id":"abolishvirginia-bumper-sticker","title":"Abolish Virginia","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBumper Sticker for People Who Failed Geography on Purpose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebumper sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e nobody asked for and absolutely nobody can explain. Introducing the \"Abolish Virginia\" design from Frog Mustard, featuring the highly sophisticated image of Texas crossed out. Does it make sense? Not even a little. Does it go hard? 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