Go Around! I'm Eating Magonal

FINALLY, A FUNNY STICKER FOR PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE DRIVE-THRU THEIR DINING ROOM.

Listen up, you chaos-fueled fast food warriors. We've weaponized your worst parking lot behavior into a premium vinyl funny sticker that hits harder than that 2AM craving for those sweet, sweet orange chicken nuggets. This isn't just a sticker – it's a declaration of your right to feast wherever you damn well please.

WHY THIS FUNNY STICKER GOES HARDER THAN YOUR MAGONAL ADDICTION:

• Weatherproof vinyl that outlasts your food coma
• UV-resistant ink that stays vibrant longer than your metabolism
• Clean removal (unlike those sweet & sour stains on your seats)
• Sized perfectly for maximum parking lot impact
• Designed by professional chaos merchants who practically live in their cars

SPECS FOR THE CHRONICALLY HANGRY:

• Size: 3" x 9" of pure fast food energy
• Material: Premium vinyl (tested in actual parking lots)
• Finish: Glossy AF, UV-resistant coating
• Durability: Outlasts your diet plans (5-7 years)
• Application: Slaps on anything smoother than that orange sauce

THE ORIGIN STORY YOU DIDN'T ORDER: This funny sticker was conceived in a mall parking lot by our design team, who were absolutely demolishing some Magonal while questioning their life choices. Born from pure chaos and MSG, this design speaks to everyone who's ever turned their car into a mobile dining room.

PERFECT FOR:

• Professional parking lot diners
• Sweet & sour sauce enthusiasts
• Orange chicken aficionados
• Car feast champions
• People who eat like nobody's watching
• Mall parking lot residents
• Drive-thru philosophers

CARE INSTRUCTIONS (BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY NEED ADULT SUPERVISION): Treat this sticker like your sacred Magonal order:

• Clean surface (unlike your center console)
• Apply to smooth surfaces (unlike your eating schedule)
• Avoid pressure washing (save that for your conscience)
• Hand wash recommended (like those sauce stains)
• Automatic car wash safe (unlike your front seat buffet)

WHY OUR QUALITY HITS DIFFERENT: Each sticker emerges from our chaos laboratory featuring:

• Premium-grade vinyl (tested in actual mall parking lots)
• Professional-grade inks (sauce-proof)
• Multi-layer protection (like your napkin stash)
• Quality checks (unlike your meal planning)

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN* BENEFITS: *Science = Trust us bro

• 69% increase in parking lot respect
• 420% boost in car dining efficiency
• 100% chance of being That Car™
• Infinite% improvement in mobile feast game
• Guaranteed nods from fellow parking lot warriors

ADVANCED FEATURES YOU DIDN'T ORDER: Our funny sticker comes equipped with:

• Advanced sauce protection technology
• Built-in food coma warning system
• Automatic rice grain tracking
• Industrial-strength snack defense
• Tactical grade chopstick management

FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT: Stack with our other premium designs:

• "Professional Car Dining Only"
• "Mobile Feast In Progress"
• "Warning: May Stop For Orange Chicken"
• "Parking Lot Gourmet"
• "Sweet & Sour Archaeological Site"

PSYCHOLOGICAL IMPACT STUDIES: Our research department (three mall rats and a food court philosopher) reports:

• Immediate increase in dining confidence
• Dramatic decrease in drive-thru shame
• Sudden clarity about meal priorities
• Enhanced ability to spot mall parking spots
• Improved resistance to judgment

ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT: While our funny sticker might destroy diets, it's surprisingly eco-friendly:

• Made with sustainable sass
• Powered by renewable cravings
• Carbon neutral (except for the food court emissions)
• Recyclable (unlike those takeout boxes)
• Green energy (runs purely on MSG)

WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

• Spontaneous mall visits
• Unexpected orange chicken cravings
• Parking lot feasts
• Sudden increase in napkin hoarding
• Dramatic improvement in car dining organization

AS SEEN ON:

• Mall security footage
• Viral food review TikToks
• Midnight feast chronicles
• Food court employee nightmares
• Car detailer therapy sessions

WHAT'S IN THE BOX:

• One premium piece of car dining culture
• Installation instructions (we know you'll lose them)
• The satisfaction of being That Car™
• Zero judgment

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS THAT ABSOLUTELY SLAP: Our funny sticker utilizes military-grade vinyl tested under conditions more stressful than a mall food court at noon:

• Survived multiple sauce spills
• Endured countless parking lot battles
• Withstood extreme MSG exposure
• Emerged stronger from food comas
• Tested in actual food court conditions

Remember: While diets may be temporary, premium vinyl is forever. Make it count.

FINAL THOUGHTS: While we can't guarantee this funny sticker will improve your eating habits, we can promise it'll make your car the main character in every parking lot. Because let's face it – you're not here for dietary advice. You're here for maximum impact, and we're here to deliver.

Now go forth and spread parking lot dining chaos. Your car deserves it. Your local Magonal employees will understand. Your car's interior will never be the same.

PS: Your favorite mall security guard already approved this purchase. We checked.

NOTE: No fast food chains were harmed in the making of this sticker. Any resemblance to actual restaurants is purely coincidental and honestly their fault for having such memeable food.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.