Let's See Those Nipples (Jumper Cables)

Let's See Those Nipples (Jumper Cables) Vinyl & Magnetic Design

Looking for a weird sticker that'll make people do a double-take and then cry-laugh? Congratulations, you magnificent weirdo - you've found it. 🔌

WHY THIS MASTERPIECE RULES:

• Size: A thicc 8.5" x 2.5" of pure automotive innuendo
• Choose your adventure: Weatherproof vinyl or magnetic format
• Built tougher than your car's will to live
• UV-resistant (because faded jokes are sad jokes)
• Guaranteed to make at least one mechanic snort-laugh

MAGNETIC OPTION: For the commitment-phobes who like to switch things up:

• Industrial-strength grip (clings tighter than your ex)
• Available in standard or 30mil thickness for cold climates
• Won't scratch your precious ride
• Perfect for when you need to look "respectable" (boooring)

VINYL OPTION: For those ready to commit to the bit:

• Premium weatherproof vinyl that laughs at rain, snow, and judgmental looks
• Professional-grade adhesive that sticks like your car's dependency on electricity
• UV-resistant because some relationships should last forever

WHO NEEDS THIS? YOU DO, IF:

• You've ever had to jump a car and made inappropriate comments
• Your humor is darker than your car's engine bay
• You appreciate a good double entendre
• Your car has broken down enough times to develop Stockholm syndrome
• You want to make every parking lot interaction way more awkward

QUALITY THAT DOESN'T SUCK: Each Frog Mustard weird sticker is:

• Made with premium materials that can handle your bad decisions
• Printed with high-resolution detail (every nipple deserves clarity)
• Quality checked by humans who giggled through inspection
• Packaged with care and a side of judgment

INSTALLATION: Vinyl: Clean surface, peel, stick, embrace the chaos Magnet: Slap it on, watch people's faces, remove before visiting grandma

WARNING: Side effects may include:

• Excessive offers to jump other people's cars
• Awkward conversations with police officers
• Making new friends in AutoZone
• Being the talk of the PTA meeting
• Developing a reputation as "that person"

THE FROG MUSTARD GUARANTEE: We stand behind our products like a tow truck behind your broken-down car. If your weird sticker doesn't meet expectations for premium automotive humor, we'll make it right.

TECHNICAL SPECS FOR NERDS:

• Dimensions: 8.5" x 2.5"
• Material: Premium vinyl or industrial-grade magnet
• Durability: Outlasts most relationships
• Awkwardness level: Maximum

REAL REVIEWS FROM REAL HUMANS:

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Asked a stranger if I could see their nipples. Showed them this weird sticker. Didn't get arrested." - Mike T.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "My car died at Walmart. Three people offered jumper cables while crying from laughter." - Sarah K.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "AAA guy took a picture. Now it's hanging in their break room." - Dave R.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Lost my job as a driving instructor. Worth it." - Patricia M.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Bought the magnetic version to swap with my church parking sticker. Living that double life." - Tom B.

Don't let your vehicle go another day without making everyone uncomfortable. Order now and join the elite squad of people who make jump-starting cars way more interesting than it needs to be.

Remember: Life is short. Make it weird.

AUTOMOTIVE INNUENDOS YOU CAN USE WHILE WAITING FOR A JUMP:

• "Is your battery always this dead, or are you just happy to see me?"
• "Nice terminals you got there"
• "I promise to be gentle with your posts"
• "This isn't my first time handling nipples... automotive ones, that is"
• "Your positive is showing"
• "Want me to check your voltage? No? Too forward?"
• "Those are the most beautiful pair of... cable connections I've ever seen"
• "Nice ride, shame about the battery life"
• "You must be tired of people asking to see your nipples"
• "I bet you say that to all the jumper cables"

SURVIVAL GUIDE: HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS WEIRD STICKER TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE:

• To Your Mom: "It's about car maintenance, I swear!"
• To Your Boss: "It promotes automotive safety awareness"
• To Your Date: "It's a great conversation starter"
• To The Police: "Officer, I can explain..."
• To Your Mechanic: "You get it, right?"
• To Your Kids: "Ask me in 10 years"
• To Your Religious Friends: "It's a metaphor"
• To Car Enthusiasts: "Finally, someone who understands!"
• To Your Insurance Agent: "It helps identify my car in case of theft"
• To Your Therapist: "And how does this sticker make YOU feel?"

PLACES WHERE THIS STICKER HAS CAUSED CHAOS:

• Church parking lots (sorry, Pastor Dave)
• School pickup zones
• Drive-through windows
• Car wash lines
• DMV parking lots (they needed the laugh anyway)
• Auto parts stores (where it's actually appreciated)
• First dates (results may vary)
• Family reunions (definitely a conversation starter)
• Job interviews (maybe remove it first)
• Traffic court (judge had a sense of humor)

#NIPPLESOUT #JUMPERCABLES #FROGMUSTARD WEIRD STICKER FLEET

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.