Honk If You Love Big Honkers (Goose)
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Honk If You Love Big Honkers Goose Bumper Sticker & Magnet
Looking for a bumper sticker that perfectly captures your love for chaotic waterfowl? HONK HONK, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! 🦢
WHY THIS BUMPER STICKER RULES
- Size matters: Thicc 8.5" x 2.5" of pure goose-loving glory
- Choose your weapon: Available as either a weatherproof vinyl or magnetic flex
- Built tougher than a hangry goose at a bread-free park
- Weatherproof AF because Mother Nature can honk right off
- UV-resistant (science words for "won't fade like your ex's promises")
TWO WAYS TO FLEX YOUR GOOSE LOVE
MAGNETIC OPTION For those who like to play the field with their vehicle decorations, our magnetic version features:
- Industrial-strength magnetic grip (stronger than a goose's grudge)
- Available in standard or 30mil thickness for extra thiccness in cold climates
- Won't scratch your ride (unlike actual geese)
- Easily removable when you need to look "professional" (boring)
VINYL OPTION For the committed goose enthusiasts who aren't afraid of permanent relationships:
- Premium weatherproof vinyl that laughs in the face of rain, snow, and goose droppings
- Professional-grade adhesive that sticks harder than a goose to an unattended sandwich
- UV-resistant coating because nobody likes a faded honker
WHO NEEDS THIS? YOU DO, IF:
- You've ever been chased by a goose and lived to tell the tale
- Your spirit animal is a cobra chicken
- You appreciate the chaotic energy of waterfowl
- You want to warn others about your profound appreciation for large aquatic birds
- You're looking to join the elite club of people who make other drivers do a double-take
QUALITY THAT DOESN'T MESS AROUND Each Frog Mustard creation is:
- Made with premium materials that can handle whatever you throw at them
- Printed with high-resolution detail (every honker deserves to look its best)
- Quality checked by humans who understand the importance of proper goose representation
- Packaged with care because we're professionals (sort of)
INSTALLATION GUIDE Vinyl: Clean surface, peel, stick, and embrace your new life as a certified goose enthusiast. Magnet: Slap it on any metal surface and watch it grip like a goose on a golf course.
THE FROG MUSTARD GUARANTEE We stand behind our products like a goose stands behind you in a park – always present and ready to strike. If your decal or magnet doesn't meet your expectations for premium bird-related comedy accessories, we'll make it right.
TECHNICAL SPECS FOR NERDS
- Dimensions: 8.5" x 2.5"
- Material: Premium vinyl or industrial-grade magnet
- Durability: Tougher than a goose's attitude
- Awesome level: Maximum
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How weather-resistant is this bumper sticker? Our vinyl and magnetic options are both completely weatherproof and UV-resistant, designed to withstand rain, snow, sun, and even angry goose attacks.
What's the difference between the vinyl and magnetic options? The vinyl option is a permanent bumper sticker with heavy-duty adhesive, while the magnetic version can be easily removed and repositioned without leaving any residue.
Will the magnet version stay on at highway speeds? Yes! Our industrial-strength magnets are rated for highway speeds and include a 30mil upgrade option for extra security in cold climates.
Don't let your vehicle go another day without declaring its allegiance to the mighty goose. Order now and join the ranks of distinguished individuals who aren't afraid to honk their truth.
Remember: Life is short. Buy the goose decal.
REAL REVIEWS FROM REAL GOOSE ENTHUSIASTS
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Put this bad boy on my F-150 and now all the geese at the local park bow to me." - Kyle P.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "My HOA tried to fine me for having too many goose decorations. Added this bumper sticker out of spite. Worth it." - Karen W.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Honked at someone with the same sticker. We're married now." - Jessica M.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The magnetic version lets me quickly remove it before visiting my judgmental in-laws. Tactical goose enthusiast for life." - Mike R.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Only 4 stars because it made my car too popular at red lights. Can't handle the fame." - Brad S.
#HONKLIFE #GOOSEGANG #FROGMUSTARD
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.